Learn the Rules for Denounce the Crosswits Here

  1. Remove all Jokers from the Deck
  2. Deal everybody who is playing a Foundation House
  3. Deal everybody who is playing a Line of Three
  4. Place the Base Five in the middle of the table and place the top card face up next to it to create the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck
  5. Starting from the player to the left of the player who dealt, and continuing clockwise, each player must place a card higher than the card on the top of the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck except for the following exceptions
    1. All Picture cards are Denouncers, Denouncers can be placed on any card except for Crosswits, other Denouncers (Except you can denounce denouncers of the same Face Value) and Aces
    2. Crosswits can be played on any card except for Denouncers and other Crosswits.
    3. You must always play lower than a Denouncer.
    4. If you have a run of three cards of the same suit, with the lowest being allowed to be played, you may play all three
  6. The cards in ascending order, excluding crosswits, and Denouncers are
    Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Ace
  7. When Playing a Crosswits you must hop on one foot, and slam the Card down on to the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck at 90 degrees to the card last placed on it, and say loudly 'Crosswits'
  8. When Playing a Denouncer you must place your fingers vertically, and move them, as if on very small Mixing desks, spin around, and then place your denouncer(s) on the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck.
  9. If you cannot play you must De-Pronounce your Right to Play from X to the Y
  10. If you have two cards of the same face value, then they may be played simultaneously, for a Crosswits you must say Super Mega Crosswits as you place them, and for denouncers you must say Super Mega Denounce as you play the cards, if you have three of these cards, say Super Mega Mega Deluxe instead of just Super Mega
  11. If everyone De-Pronounces their Right to Play from X to the Y then the top card from the Base Five is placed face up onto the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck
  12. If everyone De-Pronounces their Right to Play from X to the Y and there is no base five left (Called a Base Five Destroyer Power Out Destruction Kit) then the Super Mega Mega deluxe deck is turned over, and becomes the new base five, the Top card of the New Base Five is then turned face up and becomes the new Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck.
  13. After Playing a Card you must pick up a card, if your Foundation House still has cards left in it, take one of those, else take one of the cards from the Base Fives
  14. The Aim of the Game is to have no Cards, without cheating

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