Base Excrement
A Base excrement Card is the card you have in your hand when you are down to your last one.
Base Fives
Base Fives is the face down deck from which you draw once your foundation house has been removed.
Base Five Destroyer Power-Out destruction Kit
Base Five Destroyer Power-Out destruction Kit is the name given to the place where the Base Fives was.
Crosswits
Crosswits is the name given to Two's of any suit.
It can be played on any card except denouncers and other crosswits.
When Playing a Crosswits you must hop on one foot, and slam the Card down on to the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck at 90 degrees to the card last placed on it, and say loudly 'Crosswits'
De-Pronounce Your Right to Play from X to the Y
This is when you cannot play a card, you must stand up and say...
'I de-pronounce my right to play from X to the Y'
Play then continues to the player on your left.
Denouncer
A Denouncer is any picture card.
It can be played on any card except crosswits, denouncers (except of same face value) and aces.
When playing a denouncer you must stand up, place your fingers vertically, and move them, as if on very small Mixing desks, spin around, and then place your denouncer(s) on the Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck.
Foundation House
This is the name given to the four cards first dealt to you, they are arranged face down in front of you with two side by side and then two on top at a 90° angle.
You are not allowed to look at these before you take them into your hand.
Line of Three
This is the name given to your hand
Super Mega Mega Base Destroyer-oya Deck-eck
This is the name for your hand when there is only two cards in it.
Super Mega Mega Deluxe Deck
This is the pile onto which you play your cards
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